If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Score:	5.5 / 10
Released:	October 17, 2025
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Producer:	Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio:	VVS Films
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre:	Comedy
Length:	113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

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1  Fox 2236 Queen St. E, Toronto, (416) 691-7330
Thu 4:00
Sat 12:45

2 Imagine Cinemas Market Square 80 Front St. E. at Jarvis, Toronto, (416) 494-9371
Thu 4:20 7:20 9:55

3 Varsity Cinemas, Toronto 55 Bloor Street West, Toronto, 416-961-6303
Thu 3:50 6:30 9:10

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4 Landmark Cinemas 24 Whitby (44.38km) 75 Consumers Drive, Whitby, (905) 665-7210
Thu 4:30 7:25 10:05

5  SilverCity Burlington (50.1km) 1250 Brant Street, Burlington, (905) 319-8677
Thu 6:50
Fri 9:55
Sat 7:30 10:15
Sun 7:40 10:15
Mon 7:30
Tue 9:15

6 SilverCity Newmarket (43.92km) 18195 Yonge St., Newmarket, (905) 953-2783
Thu 4:05 6:50

7 SilverCity Richmond Hill (17.79km) 8725 Yonge Street, Richmond Hill, (905) 709-8755
Thu 4:20 7:00 9:40

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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